Ant-Man et la Guêpe : Quantumania

Recette pour un film Marvel phase whatever : posez la base avec des personnages bien rodés qui cachent sans raison des informations cruciales et se comportent comme des ploucs, juste pour que l'intrigue centrale du film puisse avancer. Ajoutez de nouveaux personnages rébarbatifs qui sont directement les meilleurs en tout et sur lesquels vous pourrez construire de futurs films. Saupoudrez l'ensemble d'une tonne d'effets numériques, d'une poignée de dialogues pas possibles et d'une pincée d'humour pathétique. Mélangez le tout en faisant en sorte que, bien que chaque personnage devrait avoir des compétences distinctes, il oublie de les utiliser ou ne les utilise que quand ça fait l'affaire du scénariste. Ou mieux encore, ne spécifiez pas du tout ces compétences, afin que n'importe quoi puisse se produire. N'oubliez pas d'agrémenter le tout de caméos inutiles. Vous obtiendrez alors un beau dégueulis que les consommateurs avaleront quand même goulûment jusqu’à la bobine, tout ça parce que vous êtes une putain de marque. Marvel Studios. (18/02/2023)

Weak. Marvel is really fading and it shows with every new movie. This just isn't even funny anymore. It's a world copied from Star Wars and since I don't like that either, nothing has changed. The action looks downright childish and uninteresting, the humor is absent, and Jonathan Majors as Kang didn't impress much either (he was much better in Creed III). I wasn't entertained at all and stopped caring after about an hour. Hopefully Guardians of the Galaxy will be a nice hit and I'm afraid the last one for a while. (21/04/2023)

Starship Troopers! A solid digital adventure, without fatalities or major surprises. The trailers that teased a fatal clash are rather a disservice. The Lang and Pym families are sucked into the quantum realm and have to fight a familiar arch-enemy. Douglas shits and wonders why a guy who looks like broccoli is hitting on his daughter. Pfeiffer confesses to quantum infidelity and Paul Rudd teaches his daughter the proper way to punch people, or whatever. The amazing world now, after Avatar: the Way of Water, boggles the mind with its lack of thought, lack of sophistication and the inconsistency of the visual effects – Disney probably should have timed it differently. I was annoyed by the breaking of the rules set in the first and second episodes regarding the quantum realm and augmentation, and MODOK is more annoying than scary. Still, quite an entertaining chapter about perhaps the only happy Avenger. (15/02/2023)

The first huge disappointment, one I struggled with for a long time. The broken continuity, which the universe of the white lettering on a red background has always guarded to the maximum, surprised me the most. Janet, who cheerfully supported experiments towards the Quantum Realm in the previous ant-themed installment, suddenly panics and acts mysteriously, revealing connections to ancient history. The Wasp is on the sidelines, the bet on absolute dominance of special effects pays off in only half of the cases, and the humor ranges from the simplest visual gags to strangely outdated jokes. I couldn't resist, I watched it again and reconcilingly acknowledge that with adjusted expectations, the experience is much better and somehow easier. Ant Man and the Wasp: Quantumania doesn't work as the pinnacle of the trilogy, but rather as a piece of the puzzle. I understand the introduction of a new threat, but several times I thought that if Thor, Doctor Strange, or the Guardians of the Galaxy were to have confronted the Conqueror, it would have only the smallest impact on his development for the future finale. That's why I am disappointed that Ant-Man's likely final solo adventure ends awkwardly, with too little connection to the first two installments; for me, it carries the sad stamp of the weakest film in the MCU. (19/07/2023)

Not groundbreaking, but certainly a more than fine film, which I think is hurt most by how clumsily Marvel has promoted it. So much talk about the start of a new phase, the arrival of the big villain that would make Thanos look like a schoolboy. But in the end, that doesn’t really happen, which, after all the expectations, is a bit of a shame. Even if you know Kang from Loki, you probably won't get the feeling that something big is going on, but he's definitely an interesting character, and he can make visitors to the quantum realm feel the heat. As far as the Ant-Man trilogy goes, I'll still prefer the first film, the second one still seems a bit too chatty, and this third one is completely different than the previous two, but the fact that the same director was in charge of all three makes it probably the third best Marvel trilogy after Iron Man and Captain America. And that’s not bad, at all. (20/02/2023)