Shockwave

The best part of this comes before the opening credits, but even that is pure “Boo!" standard. What then follows is unwatchable and absolutely awful. And I hope the creators weren’t taking the movie seriously, because if they were being earnest, that would make this even worse. Unfortunately it isn’t bad in a way that would make it funny... (23/07/2007)

This is a film falling into the category of Unbearably Bad Movies. I would recommend all repulsive complainers and perpetually dissatisfied moviegoers, who grumble while watching an average genre film, to watch this movie first, so that they know what a bad film really is. It's a dreadful mess with a demented screenplay, lousy special effects, and clumsily acting "actors." The director should be praised for his perseverance - after so many disasters and failures, he did not give up and kept shooting. These people are simply indestructible. A.I. Assault is not bad in a cute way, where one can smile at the naïveté of the creators, it is bad offensively - afterward, one feels sad for the wasted time and ashamed of those who were involved in the film. On the other hand, from time to time, it is really necessary to see an explicitly bad film, so that one can set a scale and not give films a Boo! rating that don't deserve it. It can also be seen as a ritual punishment for the viewer's sins, similar to how some deeply believing individuals torment themselves during religious ceremonies. I just broke my diet resolution, so I fully deserve A.I. Assault... Overall impression: 0%. (29/06/2009)