Savage beach

As the maestro Sidaris himself aptly stated, this is a relatively atypical movie among Malibu Bay Films’ productions. Unfortunately, this means that it is absolutely, arduously boring. The best flicks from Sidaris’s MCU (Mammaries Cinematic Universe) overflow with excessively phantasmagorical action scenes, boudoir titillations, insipid twists and burlesque exaggeration, while providing a lot of campy potential. But when they decide to keep their feet on the ground, the result is a tiresome chain of sequences in which planes are constantly in the air and someone walks back and forth on the beach. And there aren’t even many Hawaiian boobs here. _____ In the context of the Sidaris MCU (Mammaries Cinematic Universe), following the example of categorising Marvel movies, we can refer to this movie as the final title of Phase 1, defined by the presence of the agent duo Donna and Taryn (portrayed by Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton). (12/01/2021)