Nick Fury: Agent of Shield

Hasselhoff as a one-eyed badass agent who wants to save the world. Do I need to continue? It couldn’t be any more crap. Just Hasselhoff as we know him and (not) love him. (13/01/2003)

I could still understand that the pervasive naive nerdiness of Nick Fury was meant to evoke the spirit of the original comic by Stan Lee and Jim Steranko. But what good would it do when the film is so uninteresting, so lackluster from start to finish, and the acting "performances" of everyone are so amateurish (true, David Hasselhoff is the type for Fury, but that's where it ends). I can't deny that I was amused, but it was because of how silly it all seemed to me. I also didn't know that one of the Hydra's leaders was based in Prague. (06/03/2016)