The Perfect Weapon

I would never have played this film on my own but my attention was caught at the very beginning by Steven “Beefy Belly” Seagal, whose truly manly moustache made the impression of a macho guy who doesn’t scare easily and whom nobody can hurt. Maybe he himself if he grabs a machette because that’s the only thing he’s still quite good at these days. But other than that, he only appears in the movie for about ten minutes and the lead part is portrayed by some Rudi Messner guy. A Dumbass from Dumbasstown to whom the authors added a Cow from Cowington. I haven’t seen a stupider bullshit movie in a long time. (10/04/2017)