Necrotongue

I really enjoyed this ride. I already chuckled at the self-deprecating opening credits. It was nice to see that Reynolds can make fun of himself (Tom "Maverick" Cruise would probably have had a nervous fit after reading the script). What I like the most is that there is finally a superhero who is not afraid to take off the burden of his enemies’ lives by removing unnecessary limbs, heads, etc. I don't mind honesty, but I don't believe in people who never make mistakes, and the idea of turning the other cheek doesn’t appeal to me, so Deadpool was right up my alley. Plus, the Hello Kitty gun backpack and the bet from Putin were hilarious. Awesome!

I was entertained throughout, the characters strongly reminded me of those in The Government Inspector. As a bonus, there’s Agent Smith/Elrond as a transvestite. Unlike some movies, this was far from a waste of time.

A film I was looking forward to and was severely disappointed by. The main character reminded me of Zoolander, as his only expression throughout the movie was the Magnum look 1-6. The dialogue between friends and sexual partners was clichéd, and the whole plot was lacking tension, as it was inevitably heading towards the only possible conclusion. It was all topped off by a heartfelt romantic ending in which the hero's love forgives her darling for betraying her every step of the way. The only thing missing was a wedding. I’m giving one star to Han Solo's "hairstyle".